joan rivers loves to say that singer adele is way fat
well since she's throwing stones i won't leave it alone
i guess when you're an ancient, withered, useless sack of surgical waste
that nobody's given a shit about for decades and who has a body that's been manufactured
to the point that it can hardly be called the same species it started out as
then the only way you can feel good about yourself is to constantly bring up irrelevant
stuff about people who actually have talent. get all the surgery you want,
everyone still sees fifteen pounds of fetus skin stapled to a skeleton when they look at you.
and when you open your mouth all they hear is an attention starved bitch.
you were a failure at comedy, now you're a failure at being alive.
i'm glad you found a grave, and made yourself at home
no R-I-P, it's C-U-N-T etched on your headstone